soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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