Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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