I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.