Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
