I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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