Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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