I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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