i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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