I don't think brook has ever known best
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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