oh god the rape fog is back!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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