so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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