Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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