you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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