He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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