Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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