okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
