It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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