No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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