dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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