just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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