At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Randomize
