i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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