I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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