honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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