Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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