So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
PANTIES FOUND
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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