fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish my penis had an off switch
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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