i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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