i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He shit in the fireplace
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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