Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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