We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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