And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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