i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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