So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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