How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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