Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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