I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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