The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
