Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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