I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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