Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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