Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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