id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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