She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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