In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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