i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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