I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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