I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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