But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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