so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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