He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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