i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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