Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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