i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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