Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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